Loadouts
Class comparison table
Grunt is the all-rounder with the Sturm 21 SMG and Self Heal—start here when learning maps. Thermophile runs the Sinurator flamethrower for chokepoints and melts light classes up close. Demolisher is the slow tank: Bazooka, Berserk, Arc Weld for terminal repairs, and heavy vehicle access. Sky Jockey pilots air vehicles with the DP 500 and carries a parachute. Long Ranger owns open lanes with the Widowmaker sniper. Sneeker is the fastest, thinnest class: Sabre melee, Cloak, Feign Death, and the Hacking Device for terminals.
Yellow upgrade orbs expand secondary weapons and abilities; death drops your orb for another player. Specialist Ordinance terminals restock grenades and gear; Mobile Units terminals spawn class vehicles when controlled. Sneekers can hack neutral or enemy terminals; Demolishers and Sky Jockeys repair damaged ones with Arc Weld.
Grunt
- Primary
- Sturm 21
- Signature
- Self Heal
- Role
- All-round infantry
- Speed / Armor
- 3/5 · 3/5
- Vehicles
- Toad MK II, R-Hog (upgrade)
Default pick for objective modes and learning map routes.
Thermophile
- Primary
- Sinurator (flamethrower)
- Upgrade weapon
- Fauster
- Role
- Close-range area denial
- Strength
- Burns Sneekers/Long Rangers; fire resistance
- Weakness
- Poor long-range; slower
Owns indoor corridors and tight chokepoints.
Demolisher
- Primary
- Bazooka (guided mode on upgrade)
- Signature
- Berserk + Arc Weld
- Role
- Tank / anti-vehicle
- Speed / Armor
- 1/5 · 5/5
- Vehicles
- Tankus
Slowest class; deletes clusters and repairs terminals.
Sky Jockey
- Primary
- DP 500
- Signature
- Air vehicles + parachute
- Role
- Pilot / air superiority
- Speed / Armor
- 4/5 · 1/5
- Vehicles
- Mule 52, Steed
Fragile on foot; prioritise maps with air terminals.
Long Ranger
- Primary
- Widowmaker
- Upgrade sidearm
- Krotch 45
- Role
- Sniper / overwatch
- Speed / Armor
- 3/5 · 2/5
- Vehicles
- R-Hog
Dominates Beach Dead lanes, bridges, and Three Towers sightlines.
Sneeker
- Primary
- Sabre (melee)
- Signature
- Cloak, Feign Death, Hacking Device
- Role
- Infiltrator / terminal hacker
- Speed / Armor
- 5/5 · 1/5
- Upgrade
- Dagger, Disguise, Gas grenades
Highest skill floor; unique terminal hacks for objective play.
Picks
Who to pick offline
Against Dumbots, Grunt and Long Ranger teach map lanes quickly. Thermophile and Demolisher hard-carry tight objective points. Practice Sneeker Cloak timings before you rely on hacks for terminal objectives.
Clear single-player once if you want the Potty Mouth multiplayer voice option. Class selection itself does not require a campaign clear.
- Learning order: Grunt → Long Ranger → Demolisher
- Objective stacks: Sneeker (hack) + Demolisher (hold) + Thermophile (choke)
- Air-heavy maps: Sky Jockey first
- Online matchmaking: unavailable after 2010-04-15
Sources
Snapshot for /multiplayer/classes/:
- Xbox store — Conker: Live and Reloaded — used on /multiplayer/classes/